Sitting at my desk and my coworkers are a bit frightened.
I keep muttering under my breath, “I will not murder anyone today.” over and over.
If we’re dating there is like a 90% chance that I’ll watch your tv shows with you and make out with you during commercial breaks and fall asleep on your lap halfway through the program.
what would the other 10% be
me eating all your food
Why must I be a good boy?