Ever Dance With The Devil In The Pale Moon Light?

Batman, seafood, life.
Nuff said.
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September 6, 2014 4:52 pm

I seriously need smarter less naive friends. Where the fuck are these people?

3:23 am
Watch "Ickey Shuffle: Did You Know - GEICO (:30)" on YouTube

Ickey Shuffle: Did You Know - GEICO (:30):

Best Geico commercial thus far.


Not in my house! Haha maybe second.

September 5, 2014 3:10 pm
"He will brush against your thigh and pretend that he didn’t, and he’ll look you in the eyes and tell you he likes them. He will take the band out of your ponytail because he likes your hair long, he will let you listen to his favourite song and it will get stuck in your head. He will kiss your lips until they are numb and he will hold your hands until they go numb too. Don’t watch the sunset with him, because you won’t be able to watch it again without missing the smell of his cologne. Don’t make him call you by your nickname, because afterwards you won’t be able to hear it. Your heart will be heavy and so will your head but just remember you were beautiful before he said so."

some advice i gave to a friend (via desc-end)

This.

(via lov-e-without-tragedy)

3:09 pm

Reflecting on my previous post about DuPont with a fellow artist at work and we came up the conclusion that DuPont Shields would be a badass nom de plume. For you moronic people, a nom de plume is another way of saying pen name.

From now on I will be known as DuPont Shields in my writing career. Now I just have to change all my profiles on web sites I write articles and stories for.

2:28 pm

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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Fucking A. I said somethin like this to a coworker in passing. Ya I got a nice meeting about sexual harrasment…fuck complimenting anyone anymore.

(Source: mrssaberhagen, via stuckincarbonite)

2:26 pm
"Stop focusing on what you can’t do. Start zooming and emphasizing on what you can. Adjust your perception. You are the observer who is in control of the lens."

Awakened Vibrations (via awakenedvibrations)

(via lov-e-without-tragedy)

2:26 pm

Just had an order to engrave the DuPont shield on a golf bag tag. The engraver read the order and proceeded to engrave the name DuPont Shield on every bag tag thinking that’s the name of the client not realizing that the shield is in fact their logo. Caught it in time and major crisis averted….not a minor one though. The joys of being a designer.

2:24 pm
"Great spirits have often overcome violent opposition from mediocre minds."

Albert Einstein (via psych-facts)

(via lov-e-without-tragedy)

September 4, 2014 10:45 pm

It only takes a moment to learn that you don’t decide to be happy but you can decide to be miserable.

7:56 pm
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September 3, 2014 10:33 pm

ffractal:

sxrreal:

When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.

thank you

and before anyone says anything about selfies- those are controlled photos. 

You take 50 selfies to get that 1 perfect one.

(via saywhhaaa)

10:31 pm
"Those of us who make up poems
Have agreed not to say what the pain is."

Robert Bly, My Sentence Was a Thousand Years of Joy (via mitochondria)

Wow. This right here. 100%

(via saywhhaaa)

10:31 pm

joy-to-the-web:

i-effed-it-all-up:

i-effed-it-all-up:

he was a boy

she was a girl

can i make it any more heteronormative

he was a punk, she did ballet

why couldnt they be gay

He wanted girls, she’d never tell,
But secretly she wanted girls as well

Ponies

(via saywhhaaa)

10:30 pm
"

Nancy Wake, who has died in London just before her 99th birthday, was a New Zealander brought up in Australia. She became a nurse, a journalist who interviewed Adolf Hitler, a wealthy French socialite, a British agent and a French resistance leader. She led 7,000 guerrilla fighters in battles against the Nazis in the northern Auvergne, just before the D-Day landings in 1944. On one occasion, she strangled an SS sentry with her bare hands. On another, she cycled 500 miles to replace lost codes. In June 1944, she led her fighters in an attack on the Gestapo headquarters at Montlucon in central France.

Ms Wake was furious the TV series [later made about her life] suggested she had had a love affair with one of her fellow fighters. She was too busy killing Nazis for amorous entanglements, she said.

Nancy recalled later in life that her parachute had snagged in a tree. The French resistance fighter who freed her said he wished all trees bore “such beautiful fruit.” Nancy retorted: “Don’t give me that French shit.”

"

"Resistance heroine who led 7,000 men against the Nazis," The Independent. (via madelinecoleman)

"strangled an SS sentry with her bare hands"

"too busy killing Nazis for amorous entanglements"

"don’t give me that French shit."

(via snarlfurillo)

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10:29 pm

joshpeck:

i’m honestly one of those people that are just there like yeah i have friends and people talk to me but i’m nobody’s favorite person and nobody looks forward to talking to me everyday or anything and it sucks

I know this feeling very well. Me and this feeling go way back. We’re each other’s favorite person.

(via saywhhaaa)