Ever Dance With The Devil In The Pale Moon Light?

Batman, seafood, life.
Nuff said.
NSFW

July 20, 2014 7:43 pm
5:32 pm July 19, 2014 8:26 pm

That’s ratchet haha
Dumb bitch

July 15, 2014 10:30 pm July 14, 2014 9:20 pm

askerquestioner

Anonymous: mitch how do you tell someone you love them

flatsound:

slowly and without words.

Great answer

9:16 pm
notsalgia:

saiviantha:

i swear this is one of the fucking sexiest things for a guy to say in bed

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAA


I just say it because it amazes me that women literally get so moist.

notsalgia:

saiviantha:

i swear this is one of the fucking sexiest things for a guy to say in bed

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAA

I just say it because it amazes me that women literally get so moist.

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9:12 pm
Simple lentils

no-more-ramen:

What you will need:


Equipment:

A pot (medium to small)

A stirring spoon

A knife


Ingredients:

Red lentils (you can use other kinds I just use these because they’re cheap and they cook fast but you can use pretty much any sort so long as you account for Cook time differences)

500-800ml…

I just got some lentils lol

9:11 pm
"I admit I’m just a fool for you, just a fool for you."

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9:08 pm

I’m quite honestly the happiest I’ve been in a decade.
Life sucks but it really doesn’t matter.
I’ve learned to focus on the positive in my life.
I have my own apartment.
I have a best friend who I love more than anyone or anything…even Batman.
My job is ok.
The girl I’ve been hanging with is amazing.
I’m struggling but I’m surviving.
Stop stressing the shit you cannot control and enjoy the things you can.
Love your life.

7:23 pm

So I make baklava now. I’m good at it. Brought a few pieces to work for a few coworkers. One ran up to me and hugged me from behind and screamed in my ear that she really really really loved it. She works nights for Greeks who make it at their restaurant. Mine was better. And I believe her because she fucking hates me.

I kill that bitch with kindness.

But yea. I only have like 3 pieces left. My other coworkers never had it before and I think I turned them into fiends.

7:15 pm

Why do we hack our devices?

Honest and best answer would be because companies give us such great products that they lock parts of and to not hack it to take advantage of the product or piece of technology’s full benefit is just idiotic. If I gave you an Apple tree and told you that you could only eat the south facing fruit you would claim it is idiotic? What’s so different from a phone, tablet, PC, etc?

6:58 pm
That moment you find a half gram in your grinder you forgot about haha

That moment you find a half gram in your grinder you forgot about haha

July 13, 2014 9:59 pm
I might eat this all haha
Fucking baklava. 
I bake now. 
Not just a cook anymore.

I might eat this all haha
Fucking baklava.
I bake now.
Not just a cook anymore.

9:59 pm
I’m fucking sexy!

I’m fucking sexy!

2:30 pm

cctjevo:

black-culture:

Emotion and expressing emotion are human traits. Don’t rob boys of their humanity. @zellieimani

Be human.

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